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No, my tribal chief. #comic #comics #cartoon #cartooning #romanreigns #wwe #wrestlemania41 #wrestlemania #wrestling #aew #trump

Apparently it’s National Anal Sex Day. However, it feels like that every day under the Trump Administration because we’re all getting fucked.

My love, We celebrated the second day of American Jesus’s stand against his betrayers by playing paintball. I drew the bullet that blessed me to be American Jesus; you’ll be proud to know all the shots I made were to the face. #easter #tradewarletters #tradewar #TrumpTariffs

Tiffany Stratton is tough as fuck. And fuck Charlotte Flair and her sandbagging ass. #WrestleMania41

Fuck MAGA Reigns. #WrestleMania41

Jesus needs to die and come back again to forgive WWE for that shitty #WrestleMania41 #nighttwo main event.

#WrestleMania main event was so bad, it killed #PopeFrancis

Unlike Jesus, the Pope put death over.

Instead of communion wine, we get communion Malort.

I’ve been banned for life from Williams Sonoma. I’m disappointed that they turned out to be so vanilla. It’s not my fault that I’m pansexual.

Taylor Swift found it cheaper to buy her originals than complete redoing Reputation.

Finally, I can find short guys I want to have sex with.

I too would love to be offered enough money to betray my values like CM Punk. #WWERaw #wwe

My 7th grade math teacher, Mrs. Stickler, pulled me aside after class one day. She pointed at my limp wrists and said “you need to work on not walking like that because people might think, y’know?” Jokes on her though because I fucked her husband 27 years later. #pride

Goldberg is gassed out from talking. #WWERaw

Congrats to SCOTUS for increasing the suicide rate of trans teens in Tennessee. I hope the kickbacks you’re getting from the funeral industry are worth it.

Being anti vaccine is a pretty good marker for having poor judgement. Anti vaxxers usually have awful views on most issues.

If I was playing a drinking game based on the “um’s” and “utilized” said in this all hands meeting I’m in, I would be as dead as Dylan Thomas.

Great news. Even Iran wants to see if CM Punk can beat John Cena.

Cuomo wished he could have touched young people in the way that leads him to more lawsuits.