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@jbresl

DFS Player, @ETR NBA Contributor, I'm the guy you always see above you on @FanDuel and @DraftKings

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calendar_today29-05-2013 15:03:17

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Third year in a row making it to the final 15 for the DraftKings MMA live final, and this year I'm going twice. Should have time for a full Sopranos re-watch before I head to the final in Newark next month.

Third year in a row making it to the final 15 for the <a href="/DraftKings/">DraftKings</a> MMA live final, and this year I'm going twice. Should have time for a full Sopranos re-watch before I head to the final in Newark next month.
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What’s our favorite NBA lottery conspiracy this year? Has to be Dallas getting the top pick in a wink-wink move for trading Luka to the Lakers, right?

What’s our favorite NBA lottery conspiracy this year? Has to be Dallas getting the top pick in a wink-wink move for trading Luka to the Lakers, right?
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Everyone going to be outraged for 30 seconds and scream that it’s rigged, then shrug and go back to watching the games.

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The worst part about today’s lottery results is that in 2035 when the Lakers win the NBA Championship behind Cooper Flagg and and aging Luka, we’ll still have to hear about how “we overcame every obstacle” and “nobody believed in us” from Lakers fans

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The Luka - Cooper Flagg trade saved the NBA over $100 million in salary over five years, while putting the league's most marketable star in its biggest market, likely increasing revenue by $100 million a year (cocktail napkin math) over the next ten years. This happened because

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Tuned in to the Establish The Run golf show to hear Adam Levitan pronounce “Joaquin Niemann” and stayed for him to show how easy was to fit Scottie, Bryson, and Niemann together on FanDuel.

Tuned in to the <a href="/EstablishTheRun/">Establish The Run</a> golf show to hear <a href="/adamlevitan/">Adam Levitan</a> pronounce “Joaquin Niemann” and stayed for him to show how easy was to fit Scottie, Bryson, and Niemann together on FanDuel.
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Ummm have we seen a non-significant strike yet this UFC card and are significant strike overs still available for the rest of the card?

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…and NEW DraftKings UFC Champion of the world! After 45 DK live final seats, a 2nd place finish, a 3rd place finish, and two 4th place finishes, I finally get my DraftKings live final win.

…and NEW <a href="/DraftKings/">DraftKings</a> UFC Champion of the world! After 45 DK live final seats, a 2nd place finish, a 3rd place finish, and two 4th place finishes, I finally get my DraftKings live final win.
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Heading out for a 3-hour boat tour in the Bahamas in less than ideal weather, so if this is my last post for a while…

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This new amendment to the One Big Beautiful Bill Act would end professional gambling in the US and hurt casual gamblers, too. You could pay more in tax than you won. Contact your representative quickly.

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This nails what nobody else is saying about this change, with everyone thinking it just nukes professional gamblers (which it does). What if you just bet a few hundred dollars here and there and do ok, but end up losing a bit of money? You end up owing the government on more

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Something I should have acknowledged in this post - if you start the year absolutely committed to losing a ton of money no matter what happens, it’s true this doesn’t impact you. Bless you, thank you for your contributions to the industry, and there’s probably a 1-800 number I

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Happy 16 years to my wife, this time from the Bahamas. We still get fireworks every year on our anniversary. Having a blast at the Baha Mar Resorts again this year!