I had a stern conversation with HR today about not killing our vibe

I found a solid chunk of BTC, but before you feel too happy for me, just know that I'm the one who originally lost it. The second best feeling to making money is finding some you lost 😂

The Bored & Dangerous Book Claim/Public Sale is now live! 1. Visit book.writersroom.xyz/products/bored… 2. If you hold a Bored & Dangerous Book NFT, you can claim a book for free. Click on “Login” to connect the wallet containing your NFT and get your discount. 3. Proceed to check out. 🧵

Idk shit and I like to fuck around with my friends on the internet. I like to larp as a valet. That's why I'm an ape.

rooting for memecoins / runes / whatever you call them rooting for nfts / ordinals / whatever you call them why? because so many people hate them and love to clown on them underdog, hated rallies type shit

Apes stay apes. Valet hat stays on.

Why am I rooting for them? I'll tell you... I've got a closet full of NFT hoodies that I need to be able to wear again

New alpha!! 🔥🔥 Apechain testnet “momentarily”. 👀 There will be a couple of testnets. 1st is the Jenkins testnet. Chain ID: 1798 Jenkins The Valet 🍌 ❤️

I'll always serve apes in anyway possible. If you ask, I'll do it. Now come test me... literally.

Countertop looking fancy bro

i’m suing ⁦Jenkins The Valet 🍌⁩ and ⁦Tally Labs⁩ and that grifter ⁦Neil Strauss⁩ for everything they’ve got. imagine defaming a hardworking truth-teller like me! And they defamed my Uncle Urizenus too!

I went into valeting because of the promises of wealth and women. But I stayed for the love of the game.

Got my book reviewed by an ape. What a time to be alive 🙏📙🍌

The Banana Bill is a 100M $APE proposal with 2 initiatives: (1) A Commercial Agreements Initiative, to negotiate commercial agreements with projects, companies & protocols committed to building on ApeChain (2) A User Incentives Initiative, to provide rewards for ApeChain users

Moments like this make me proud to be an Ape. Bring a copy of the Banana Bill to the Valet Stand and I'll sign today.