The best part of the salad is the crouton. Because it's not salad.

Every couple of years, I have to cut my hair to remember I dont like short hair. I also like remembering which McDonalds foods make me sick

Congrats to my son on a great choice yesterday! She's hot, can cook, low maintenance...Jay, I love that new toaster oven you bought

You guys are so crafty.

Look how cute @JennaaBlack looked with her pretty ring😊

@Mizzywacka pic.x.com/slVamtFBXQ

nominating tyler jøseph and @JennaaBlack for our high school homecoming court. good luck guys.

It's really hard to burp with this choker necklace on.

demanding attention over sleep. you guys//a powerful thing #thankyouvessel

@JennaaJoseph tyler jøseph

this was my niece's face when she saw me in the video. It was also mine. Thanks for excepting it and me, you guys.

@c0lestclair Hey, thanks for sharing that with me. I miss him more now.

@c0lestclair no I loved it. All good things 👍🏽

@leahschneider_ twenty @LexaWeisse 😉

:)I love the video that some of you guys made for me. so cool to see. I paused it to see each one of you & what you wrote. thank you dearly.

I know my first tweet in 7 months is a TOP plug but COME ON have you heard this >>> youtu.be/RGkTLO9Xjr8