If you wake up in the morning and don’t have to stab a circular piece of plastic in your eye to be able to see your own hands I don’t wanna hear any complaints from you

unpopular opinion: you don't need to advertise that you posted a new instagram picture on your instagram story. I ALREADY follow you remember?

#NBARooks Grayson Allen scores a career-high 23 PTS in the Utah Jazz' 7th straight win! #TeamIsEverything

#IRefuseToApologizeFor supporting pro-life policies & efforts to restore a culture of life in our country, where every human life is respected and protected as a precious gift from God. #prolife

If you feel like crying tonight then this should do it x.com/AGT/status/113…

ok fine my toxic trait is that I sometimes throw away my Tupperware if I’m too lazy to wash it

It’s only halftime of 2020. Hoping we’re a second half team

Is it just me or all hand sanitizer smells different now since corona? And not in a good way, shit smells like cheap ass tequila

This view right here, this view never gets old. #BlackBearNation | University of Maine 📸: Jesse MacDonald

Great day to be a Black Bear 😎 #BlackBearNation | University of Maine

I’m thankful for the hunk that is Jeremy Swayman

#BestbarOHOP