FORMER top strategist. I wonder why he’s former? Oh because his strategy sucked.

The only reason future are down is because the scam artists and pinstripes are trying to scare the market and then scoop shit up on discount. Biggest scam going #DDTG

Rip Reckful long time fan and you motivated me a lot when I was younger.

Limited edition short shorts now available at Tesla.com/shortshorts

Only $69.420!!

Random thought, but s/o to all the moms out there. After watching my sister become a mom I realized that I have severely underestimated the amount of work it truly is to be a mom lmao

Today is my parents 25th anniversary. My dad surprised my mom at dinner with a new beautiful ring & his good friend singing In case you didn’t know by Brett Young. Brb crying 😭❤️

I can genuinely say I don’t know that I’ve ever been more excited for anything than I am for the day i can see elly again

youtu.be/zcjW7_juiLs check it out ✊🏻

I got to say I LOVE LOVE what is going on with #wallstreetbets. All of those years of High Frequency Traders front running retail traders,now speed and density of information and retail trading is giving the little guy an edge. Even my 11 yr old traded w them and made $

UPDATE: GME, AMC, and KOSS are no longer restricted.

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

I would just like to say, I cooked elly wickline dinner and she loved it. First time I’ve ever legitimately cooked a real dinner in four years. That is all

Jerry proud of you 😘

I’ve never been more excited in my entire life Dave Portnoy

#3 in the country for a reason.

shadowlands freestyle

I think I might change my shirt next month

Outside smells really outsidey today

Chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell. Add garlic butter. Air fry. You’re welcome