I want him to win so he can be furious about it.

When someone asks your wife when your birthday is and she says she never remembers. #taskmaster

Bob the Tomato and I both got to be on the show! 🍅🍅🍅♥️♥️♥️

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I think one of the coolest things the Puppy Bowl could do next February is have its own halftime show headlined by a bad bunny (literally any bunny would do).

Dammit. I forgot about Simple Minds.

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

missing the nick and steve dynamic like a mf today

I'm worried Pantone's gonna release its next color of the year without telling me.

There's no rule that says this isn't what mermaids really look like.

Anyway, if anyone tries to give me a hard time from now on, I'm just going to yell, "I don't have to take this! I'm in the Bayeaux Tapestry!"

Ed Gamble every year to Maisie Adam