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Rachel Cusk providing me with a list of alibis for why at 36 I still don’t know how to drive.

I wrote about names, Shakespeare authorship theory, Anne Boleyn and Maggie O'Farrell's Hamnet jessxyp.substack.com/p/naming-shami…

We're currently performing a monthly series of Mozart Piano Concertos at StPaul Knightsbridge called 'Mozart Explored'. But with so many concertos, which one do you book? To help you decide, we've come up with a little quiz! Which Mozart Piano Concerto (nos. 19 - 22) are you? 🧵

‘“The Death of the Author” isn’t just an assassination, it’s a coup.’ Come and read my musings on Barthes, historians, and why New Criticism resembles hookup culture! jessxyp.substack.com/p/breaking-up-…

taylor swift is very good at many things but the subjunctive is not one of them

I love when I tell people that Carly Rae Jepsen is one of my favorite artists because they’re all “oh you mean the girl who did Call Me Maybe?” Well yes! In the sense that Jesus is the guy who did the feeding of the five thousand

Get ready. x.com/mozartplayers/…

It's here. Book our 23/24 season now via lmp.org x.com/mozartplayers/…

we all got that homie who don’t play about the comedic value of the show New Girl

THIS GRAPH OF ALCOHOL REFERENCES IN TAYLOR SWIFT'S LYRICS WAS TOTALLY NECESSARY TO BE MADE

#LovesLaboursLost – Royal Shakespeare Theatre, from 11 April Bask in the idealism and excesses of youth in this sharp, playful and refreshingly contemporary take on Shakespeare’s vibrant comedy. Directed by Emily Burns with Luke Thompson as Berowne.

is it called one day bc they'll get together one day?????

stalking her spotify playlists on the desktop version and looking at each date a song was added and cross referencing it with my own perceived timeline of events then analyzing the data and making assumptions that are probably incorrect because idk i have a lot of issues

I wrote this piece "Taylor Swift is not afraid to be cringe" open.substack.com/pub/jessxyp/p/…

They should make a phone screen that you can see in the sun

idea for viral tiktok: gf watches jesse eisenberg baftas acceptance speech thanking his wife and turns to look at bf