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ok i feel very stupid but the whole time i thought this was the Bob Dylan movie and was like "well i guess Bob Dylan had a monkey, none of my business"

i just changed the clock in my parents' car to the correct time and honestly feeling as accomplished as if I just dismantled a bomb

I feel like I knew this is who she was as soon as she lowered all the keys in "Sound of Music: Live"

new soup recipe

I can't wait!!!

sorry about the rules, but the Oscar for best Costumes shall have to go to whoever is dressing Alan Cumming on The Traitors

It is TOO HARD to find FOPPISH LITTLE OUTFITS for my BABY BOY

BIDEN’S FAREWELL ADDRESS: Well its a No Bones Day

will be saying "The boys got PawPaw" over and over for the rest of my life

Diet Coke is weird because it’s the one thing that makes Tr*mp relatable. It’s like if finding Pol Pot sometimes saved boxes because it was just a really good box.

just a few hours left to pardon Major Biden

I think when we talk about how the arc of the moral universe bends toward justice, some of us forget we have to be the ones to do the bending

my whole mantra for the last two months has been "It Will Be Worse Than You Think But Not In The Way That You Think". Put it on a decorative pillow

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts

Costco workers just authorized a nationwide strike, which makes sense because collective action is basically just buying justice in bulk

YESSSSSSSS

In middle school, we had a teacher’s assistant who went on ‘College Jeopardy!’ and ended up losing by a dollar. Rather than applauding Her for even being smart enough to get on the show in the first place, the whole class clowned her for a month STRAIGHT 😂😂. We’d come up to her

let me just say that i have maybe one billion questions for Olivia Nuzzi right now

Listen if after past 8 years, you still decided to get a 2025 BINGO card, that's on you

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