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Saw 2 Patrick Batemans on 1 train.

If you step on a squeaky dog toy while arguing with your partner YOU LOSE that fight!

So cool that he made his mom sad while he did karaoke.

Why’s everyone so Christian all of a sudden?

Trigger Warning!!! The idea of a bullet train.

Who actually cares?!?

You can tell commissions are down because portfolio updates are up 😳

The satisfaction of deleting Slack 💆‍♂️

They should make Find My Foes, much more important to know where your enemies are.

There should be a term for when someone’s online presence spikes after a break up.

Me after negotiating the price for a picture I drew all by myself.

“It’s earth day! Buy some more future trash with a cute sun or flower on it!” - all brands

Worked at a tech company for three months and never downloaded the app 🤫

I have all the keys of my last 3 apartments, I am chaos.

Bushwick is looking more and more like a dive bar bathroom.

Substance abuse but make it cute!

Everyone is out here vaping while they complain about the air quality.

Saw a guy skateboarding in a gas mask while a rat ran by like some kinda banksy bullshit.