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I heard something fall in my new house and couldn’t find it anywhere. I even looked in the attic. I was convinced I was either going to be robbed or very haunted for about an hour searching. It was a shampoo bottle.

Guys what if you broke wind loudly and didn’t want to admit it, and one by one everyone in the room said “I am fartacus”

“I’m about to do something really dumb.” “Are you sure?” “I’m not mistaken, I’m mistakin’” I’ll be here all week, folks.

#cowboysnation

#cowboysnation

Here’s hoping. That buys a lot of potions!

There are a shocking number of blue checkmarks in my mentions because no one can spell properly.

Portlandia is my favorite improv class to watch on Netflix. Absolute hilarity.

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I added a video to a YouTube playlist youtu.be/Iv0tK_APJZ0?a Kareil Chronicles 1: New Beginnings

I added a video to a YouTube playlist youtu.be/sG3xji9aNF8?a Backwards Compatible 1: Cadash!

Current music: TerrorRuinsBirthdays in a previous incarnation; 'Autobot Love Song' by The Petit Project.

Boxcar!!! @boxcarGSO cwk

Someone needs to ask Larry Bird how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Let's go B-Mets!...I mean Rumble Ponies! #bingithome Eastern League

Sometimes I wonder if whoever runs Jimmy Buffett knows about me and wonders why all those tweets get sent to the wrong person. I keep telling everyone, I’m not Jimmy Buffett...I’m misspelled and not famous or rich.