Man, looking at those figures and Omicron be all like:

Mecca Godzilla. Just an observant dude on a pilgrimage. 🕋🦖

Dog walks into a pizza shop. Pizzaiolo says “get out of here, we don’t serve your…. Aww I can’t stay prejudiced at you.” Dog:

Opportunity cost of doing a play in non COVID times: Cost of production: 30-50k Box revenue: 5-15k ≈ -20k In COVID: Cost of production: 30-50k Post production: 7-10k Streaming platforms: 200 or so Unaccounted extra labour: 1-2k Box revenues: 500-1k ≠ fun #notrealmath

One time I saw a boat.

As theatres emerge from this latest wave, we've put a list of shows on PlayME to help get through the winter blahs. Featuring @markjdcrawford robert chafe Jiv Parasram Kat

Ok. But guys.Nazi flags. Like…guys!

Sometimes a new grant comes out, and I call an officer and say “hey, is this a correct reading of the grant?” And sometimes an officer says “I also just received this information, so yes? Lemme do some research and get back to you.” Grant officers are awesome. Be nice to them.

Congratulations Keith Barker on your new position at Stratford Festival! We're excited and cheering you on.💛

All dem horners out there, real hard up for some bachanal, yes.

Finally, a civilized afternoon taking in a William Shakespeare’s ⁦Crow's Theatre⁩

Given 5Ns by Now Toronto Glenn Sumi ~ She's Not Special is available digitally on @toronto_fringe There's a special surprise cameo in this song that means the world to me. Don't want to spoil it for twitter, so that is all for now, bye bye boyfriend. 🍪

"Maybe identity is just an illusion. But it certainly feels real when you're fighting to belong." Tonight at 11:00 PM on CBC Radio One and SiriusXM: another chance to hear Part 1 of Take d Milk, Nah by Jiv Parasram #PlayMEPodcast CBC Podcasts

The IBPOC Theatre Grad Fair is ONE week away! Chat w/: Audrey Dwyer, Jiv Parasram, Keith Barker, @kjeffho, NewHarlemProductions, Mike Payette, @OmariAkilNewton, Joyce, @Cole_Metis, Keira Loughran, Miquelon Rodriguez, Santiago Guzman, & Damon Bradley Jang eventbrite.ca/e/ibpoc-theatr…

Whats a gathering without food? Catering will be brought by the amazing skills of Huda Abd Elhamid from Flavors of Hope. A Cultural Celebration - MENAT Style! Live at the Progress Lab 1422 May 20th and 21st Tickets on sale now! ow.ly/OVNF50J1Xzi

Check out this great interview the New Societies team did with Margaret Gallagher for the CBC Radio 's On The Coast with Gloria Macarenko! Margaret went through the adventure that the game takes you on the way to building your new society! ow.ly/GiyT50JoBU6