My parents: There's internet at home. Internet at home:

Ok, that's precision engineering here. I need to be tired enough to sleep in the plane tomorrow, but not so tired that I don't wake up and miss it. (Hopefully, see you soon at #NeurIPS2024 )

Having the urge to hijack a random board at #NeurIPS2024 , post a paper with "Ur hot take about ML?", and wait...

GIMME MOAR GOODIES

Tired... Can I flee my poster ?

Me on the carpet at NeurIPS

Yeah, sure, stay a few more days in Vancouver, how bad can the weather get ?

The odds of taking the same bus as someone else who stayed after NeurIPS?... That's weird.... Let's just ignore each other.

I am potat'

Finally leaving, my luggage feels particularly heavy.... Am I bringing back too many magnets, moose plushies and other maple syrup? 😬

Am I the only one to get that urge to roar out of nowhere from time to time?

If you roll enough posters on top of each other, it makes a staff that lets you enter Moria and makes you king of Britain, or so they say in a galaxy far far away...

Not sure if my new pair of glasses is better adapted to my vision, or just clean...

Ok, the small name of my next project is "Projet profondément foireux" (Deeply doomed project). I know, I am an embodiment of self confidence.

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Why does even just reading a mail provoke so much anxiety? Come on

I don't appreciate enough those moments without headaches

Is ChatGPT the positive feedback I never knew I needed? 🥲

Had to change itinerary twice, and now my stop is cancelled on the suggested alternative route.... Come on Deutsche Bahn I'm already on the train

No more battery and no book. Damn I forgot how bored I could get in the metro.