Jason Herlitz (@jmherlitz) 's Twitter Profile
Jason Herlitz

@jmherlitz

Martial artist, libertarian, and lover of sarcasm and smart assery

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calendar_today11-10-2011 05:41:02

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Yael Bar tur ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@yaelbt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is 2nd Lt. Adar Ben Simon, 20 an IDF search and rescue officer. On Saturday she was leading a goup of bootcamp recruits when she texted her sister: "9 terrorists coming at us. I'm with bullets in the chamber" She hid her recruits and along with fellow commanders engaged

This is 2nd Lt. Adar Ben Simon, 20 an IDF search and rescue officer. 

On Saturday she was leading a goup of bootcamp recruits when she texted her sister: "9 terrorists coming at us. I'm with bullets in the chamber"

She hid her recruits and along with fellow commanders engaged
Mike Baker (@mbcompanyman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh alright, I accept the nomination for Speaker of the House. My 1st act will be to replace the Speakers gavel with an air horn. I also authorize the use of tasers on any House member who pisses me off. We shall also have a wet bar installed on the House floor so folks can chill.

Chris Carapezza (@chris_carapezza) 's Twitter Profile Photo

WAPO reporter doubles down: You didnโ€™t say that you condemn white supremacy though. She immediately regrets it. Vivek Ramaswamy isnโ€™t going to play the game.

Bill Hicks (@bill_hicks_rip) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You non-smokers who drink say "Why should our lives be threatened by your nasty habit". Yeah but you know what - I can't kill someone in a car 'cause I'm smoking a cigarette. And I've tried. Turn off all the lights and rush 'em but they always see the glow.

DOOM (@doomspayuh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING NEWS! STUTTERING JOHN HANGS OUT WITH ACTUAL PEDOFILE ROB FEINSTEIN AT CHILLERCON!!! Video of the sting Rob was caught in here ๐Ÿ‘‰ reddit.com/r/SquaredCirclโ€ฆ John has two sons and is fraternizing with a man who was caught looking for young boys... YIKES John Melendez !!!

BREAKING NEWS! STUTTERING JOHN HANGS OUT WITH ACTUAL PEDOFILE ROB FEINSTEIN AT CHILLERCON!!! Video of the sting Rob was caught in here ๐Ÿ‘‰ reddit.com/r/SquaredCirclโ€ฆ
John has two sons and is fraternizing with a man who was caught looking for young boys... YIKES <a href="/stutteringjohnm/">John Melendez</a> !!!