I’ve done it! I’ve only gone and ordered a bloody manticore ain’t I ?!! Please farmers and landowners of Twitter, please consider giving me permission to detect your land. Because if I spend £1,799 on a detector & don’t use it often, Leanne really is going to chop off my balls 😬

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 In Serina we trust Come on girls you can do it!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

5 of my favourite late Iron Age and early Roman artefacts. The reason that I like them so much is that they reinforce the notion that where they were found was inhabited by British Romano people. I’ve found a fair few brooches and coins but these items are slightly different…

Will juggle bananas whilst smothered from head to toe in marmite and singing the theme tune to Minder for permission to metal detect. Alternatively I can offer a daily fee. It’s really up to you farmers of #Staffordshire #warwickshire & surrounding areas 😬👍🚜🌾🫛🥕🐄 #harvest25

Will detect whilst clad in a pair of budgie smugglers, flippers, an inflatable rubber ring & snorkel if there are any #Staffs #Warks farmers who’ll permit me to detect some land please. Though that’s probably more of a reason not to let me. The offers there though #harvest25 🚜🌾

Had prawn salad for tea. Well I had salad & cats mugged me for prawns. Mardy was defeated by prawns 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Sleep well Ozzy Another F*cking Legend Never to be repeated

Mousie!! 🐁🐁

Today is Day 1 of our '10 days of Sunshine' leading up to our 10th birthday celebration 🎉! Day 1 is to let you know that the party is taking place on Sat 9 August. We'll have: * cake * drinks * prizes * ..... 1/2

Have been reading Blood & Sand: A historical gladiator thriller By Nick Clausen It was a pretty good read, a bit familiar but enough differences to our world to make it a read almost of a science fiction type. Try it, you might like it

Im Bucking STUCK in the chair I can't get out!!

I would happily buy wonky strawberries. Repost if you would rather have choice of buying over- and undersized strawberries rather than see them go to compost.👇 Sainsbury's Tesco Aldi Stores UK @LidlGB Co-op Asda M&S

If there are any farmers in #Tamworth #Lichfield or the surrounding areas who wouldn’t mind me detecting some of their land, please get in touch. I offer to pay a daily fee, can provide references & will abide by any & all conditions. Thank you 🙏🚜🌾🫛🥕🐄 #harvest25 #harvest

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Just finished reading A Thiefs Blood By Douglas Skelton . It took a bit of getting into but turned out to be a real page turner. Set in around 1715ish London there are 2 gruesome murders, bit like the Ripper but families. Enter our investigator Enjoy

I spent the weekend in Delhi, India. 1 million street dogs are under severe threat. I’ve never seen a story like this. I didn’t think it was possible in the modern world. The world needs to see this… (1/10) 🧵

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Now reading Raven Defier of Rome By Adam Lofthouse First book of the Enemy of Empire series I will let you know what I think 🤔

Every evening this week I have had the heating on I am ill I feel the cold long before anyone else does Yet I am not old enough to get the Winter Fuel Allowance but 2 pensioners with a combined income of just under £70,000 can get it Fair?

Newsnight & Victoria Derbyshire tonight demonstrate that the messaging on #DisabilityBenefitCuts by MSM is out of kilter with FACTS. “That’s not happening anymore” is incorrect. Timms PIP review likely delays cuts but the UC Act, 2025 cuts health element from next April ❗️