Joe Kelly (@joekellyjk47) 's Twitter Profile
Joe Kelly

@joekellyjk47

HIMYM, SNL, Detroiters, Ted Lasso, Dodgers.

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If you're writing a Western novel, here's a tip... spend a ton of time describing plants no one ever heard of. Ex: "He slowly moved past the bristleberries." "After the rains, she could smell the pungent tang from the groundthatch." "They fell into a tangle of wild hustleflurry."

Mike O'Brien (@mikeobrienxoxo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm so excited for you guys to see this season of AP Bio. You, along with Peacock, saved it! Then the pandemic tried to stop it. But we got 8 eps done before that! Here's a peek. #saveAPBio #season3 #PeacockTV

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Please watch a great show from a ton of wonderful people. Now's the perfect time to finally sign up for that free year of Apple TV+ #TedLasso

Please watch a great show from a ton of wonderful people. Now's the perfect time to finally sign up for that free year of Apple TV+ #TedLasso
AFC Richmond (@afcrichmond) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First off, I'd like to thank my boss and best mate. She may not be the Queen but she's the queen of my heart. Bloody rich and proper fit with action figure-y arms: Rebecca Welton!! This gorgeous genius is the reason I even have this job in the first place đź’•

First off, I'd like to thank my boss and best mate. She may not be the Queen but she's the queen of my heart. Bloody rich and proper fit with action figure-y arms: Rebecca Welton!! This gorgeous genius is the reason I even have this job in the first place đź’•
ali waller (@imaliwaller) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Had to call 911 because our neighbor's fire alarm was going off. 911: "Ma'am can you tell me what you're wearing so the firemen can identify you?" ME: "Yes, I am wearing a pizza cat t-shirt. It has a large slice of pizza on it with a cat's head popping through."

Chillin in my Bacta (@darthamin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yo SHAQ looks like the Uber driver with all the charging cables, an assortment of complementary mints & gum & candy, Christmas LED lights, a disco ball, and a sign asking for a five star rating if you enjoyed your ride.

Yo <a href="/SHAQ/">SHAQ</a> looks like the Uber driver with all the charging cables, an assortment of complementary mints &amp; gum &amp; candy, Christmas LED lights, a disco ball, and a sign asking for a five star rating if you enjoyed your ride.
Save Arclight Cinemas! (@savearclight) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here’s a look inside ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood. Crews are inside cleaning it. Parking & security seemed to confirm that they are targeting December for reopening! @thumbelulu olivia wilde Barry Jenkins Rian Johnson edgarwright @pramsey342

Here’s a look inside <a href="/ArcLightCinemas/">ArcLight Cinemas</a> Hollywood. Crews are inside cleaning it. Parking &amp; security seemed to confirm that they are targeting December for reopening! @thumbelulu <a href="/oliviawilde/">olivia wilde</a> <a href="/BarryJenkins/">Barry Jenkins</a> <a href="/rianjohnson/">Rian Johnson</a> <a href="/edgarwright/">edgarwright</a> @pramsey342