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elections have consequences

This kind of propaganda used to work before video. JT, we have video. You don’t have to lie.

Great Guinness is going to become more expensive too.

No, it’s against the first amendment.

LeBron. MJ. Steph. They’re all cool. But you know who’s cool? The pick-up gawd himself, Adam Sandler. So we all dressed like him to go hoop at the park! Who wants next?

Very kind of Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to become government officials while remaining in their executive roles at companies that either do business with or have regulatory conflicts with the government.

The band is back together! #LetsGetDumb Joe Kilgallon Jonah Jurkens James Austin Black

Chicago! Headlining Zanies tonight at 7! Limited seats available.

Cubs fans going to spring training?? I’ll be there too! Club is 12 mins from Sloan Park! Would love to watch games during the day and have you at my shows at night! Go Cubs!

Bears Head Coach is Ben Johnson Let’s F*cking Go

If I’m the Rockies I sign Rizzo and see if it leads to a Kris Bryant resurgence! Plus he’s a great leader. They have nothing to lose.

Who’s going to Cubs spring training??

God’s choosing to jerk me off a lot apparently

Cubs fans!! And comedy fans in the phoenix area! See you tomorrow & Saturday!!

Support your fellow Cubs fan if you’re in Arizona this weekend!

Taking my 8 & 6 year old sons to the Cubs game tonight! Sitting in the bleachers where they will hear the same language I use in the car!

Do I have Grand Rapids friends on here?

We had the #1 defense and went to the finals that year… 😂😂. Got cooked

This Friday I’ll be in Muscatine, Iowa!! Any friends on here near there? docs.google.com/forms/d/1Hnv99…

Cubs are playing the Cardinals Aug 8-10 and I’m going to be headlining the St. Louis Funnybone in St. Charles the same weekend! funnybonestcharleslp.thundertix.com/events/249617