I love figuring out someone in the gym is gay because he’s watching RuPaul's Drag Race in between sets.

Twitter gets a new CEO and Grindr gets a new font. I prefer the latter.

Wow, should we storm The Capitol because things aren’t going our way atm? Or is that just a Republican thing?

I need Unholy to be like 11 minutes longer k thx

Can’t believe Nevada is Tiffany Trump’s “something blue.” 💙

Now is the perfect time to bring back OLD MySpace. Already finalizing my Top 8…

How many of you are going to be home for Thanksgiving? Because I probably don’t want to see you.

Liking mezcal is not a personality trait.

.Joey Skladany tried 7 store-bought hot dogs and one was a real wiener on.today.com/3FnOPfz

Elf on a Shelf would have terrified the fuck out of me as a kid because it would have reminded me of Chucky.

I feel bad for Southwest’s comms team. 😬

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

Dragon fruit has a zero percent chance of tasting as delicious as it looks.

There’s an epidemic among the gay community of photoshopping thigh muscles to nonhuman proportions and it needs to be stopped.

Is there a reason why I can’t just dump Latisse on my head since it works so well for eyelashes?

Nathan Dahm had his ass handed to him by Jon Stewart and he has still decided to wear it on his face.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. I don’t know what’s worse: the way this comms director tried to spin this or an elderly, self-hating homo who jacks off to twinks every night after a day of passing anti-LGBTQ legislation?

Threads. That’s all. Just feeding the trending algorithm with hopes that people continue to leave this cesspool.

He is full of 215 pounds of shit alone. The math ain’t mathing.

Delta needs to bottle its signature lounge scent and sell it as candles, diffuser oils, fabric sprays, air fresheners, etc.