America. 2025. Sigh.

Nothing to see here 🙄

If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like inside The Salt Shed when they have everybody at the outdoor show come inside because of impending ⛈️ ⚡️, now you know. 💯 the right move and very well done too. The Flaming Lips Modest Mouse

I can’t be the only one thinking that this is an odd bobblehead choice for Chicago White Sox African-American Heritage Night. I bet even Ice Cube would agree. Everything else aside, the only Sox connection is his hat in the Straight Outta Compton movie and even that was a mistake.

Congrats to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, who announced their engagement 702 days after going public w/ their relationship. That's a long courtship. But it's still 1,394 days shy of the 2,096 days that Ohio State fans have gone without seeing their football team beat Michigan.

And that’s the way the Cracker Barrel crumbles.

It'd be great if all the Republican legislators who voted for the Big, Beautiful Bill cared as much about not cutting healthcare and benefits for actual seniors as they did about protecting the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo.

The Hindu FBI director tells a deceased Protestant he'll meet him in pagan paradise with a Mormon Governor watching on.

Nick Fuentes called Charlie Kirk a neocon. A globalist. A fascist. Loomer torched him for weeks. But somehow MAGA is convinced the shooter was motivated by trans ideology? Be serious. The real danger might’ve come from inside the house.

It’s not the most reassuring thing when Gopuff delivers your beer and it’s covered in dust. I put the x’s on there because I didn’t have the energy to write “wash me”. Chicago Bars

Every person who say the world “respects us again” should watch how many times King Charles laugh AT Donald Trump. They don’t respect us. They are LAUGHING at us.

Priceless: Police in New York stops Macron's car, because the street is closed for Trump's convoy. Macron calls Trump to allow him to pass, but Trump humiliates Macron and tells him to walk instead, which he does 🤣

My key takeaway after watching Donald J. Trump address the world this morning.

I say this with all due respect to his family but ffs, enough already.

Just to be clear…

For some of us more than others, hat season has arrived.

The National Trust for Historic Preservation warned that President Trump’s planned 90,000-square-foot ballroom would “overwhelm the White House itself,” which spans just 55,000 square feet. wapo.st/3IUlj5O

Everything he touches turns to 💩. He’s the anti-King Midas.

So DoorDash , is this really your policy? I ordered a large smoothie from JOE & THE JUICE that cost about $20 all-in (I know) and it arrived with the top off and the drink spilled in the bag. When I reported the issue on the app, the ONLY resolution offered was a $5 credit?! 🤯

However you feel about it, the Bally’s casino/hotel project has really been moving at a solid pace.