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Comedy fans! On 3rd Feb we have our first comedy night hosted by Harlow's own John Mann & featuring Mike Gunn. Martin Westgate and James Dowdeswell Tickets are just £8 at redchurch.beer Here's a clip of James on Russell Howard's Good News: youtube.com/watch?v=t1xUuz…

Last night I saw a bright green shooting star. They're supposedly lucky. This morning I cooked 4 eggs from #Aldi and ALL of them had double yolks. They're supposedly lucky. I'm expecting a bird to shit on me later.

Hive mind : To save me sounding like an utter knob what phrase can I use instead of 'hive mind' ?

Please. Stop. Lying.

I just saw Chris Rea driving North up the A1with a car full of Christmas presents. I think he must have put his clock forward too far.

To every journalist who asks me if we now live in a world where you can’t say anything anymore: We currently live in a world where you can masturbate in front of people you employ, and then win a Grammy for talking about it.

Q. How bad are things ? A. Bad enough that I'm actually finding myself agreeing with the person I have despised the most in my life.

After todays voting I'm hoping that the count tomorrow will be another Star Wars day. Revenge of the sixth.

Proud to be a part of this. Do come along.

I'd like to think I helped a little with this. I'm expecting a thank you or some flowers. news.sky.com/story/bp-repor…

Brilliant

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Matt Hancock was pretty much responsible for the deaths of up to 20,000 people in care homes during the peak of covid. I wonder if one of those people will be the mother of the bloke he'll get strapped to when he has to jump out of a plane 8000 feet up ?

1st draft of President Zelenskyys speech leaked

Had the best time compering The Comedy Store, UK last night. It remains by far and away the best stage to play in the country. Perfectly run and staffed. Looking forward to going back

Lowestoft Comedy Night Fri 25th Aug 8pm @LowestoftTownFC #Lowestoft #UKcomedy Comedy HotSpot LINE-UP John Mann Sol Bernstein Alexis Roy Josh Watmore Geoff Boyz TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/lowe… #JOKEPIT THE BEST⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐INDEPENDENT COMEDY CLUBS NEAR YOU

Unbelievably appalling customer service from Hotpoint UK . Bad enough that I'm putting it on here

Stopped at BBC Norfolk yesterday to say goodbye to @Bumfrey . Stephen has done an enormous amount to help the comedy scene in Norfolk and Suffolk. I've known him since his days in forces radio and he'll be enormously missed. Enjoy retitlrement lovely man x Martin Westgate

What an absolute pleasure this was. Thank you to everyone who made this happen. #colostomy #stoma #family

The government consider outcome of winning the next election.