Simpsons predicted it.

"...half-Chinese childless cat lady..." ? Well...good to see she raises her own food

I heard his pet name for her is"Wingnut".

Now he's Shroomed-Out, Cross-dressing, Jesus?!

This is amazing 😭 We love you Israel 🇺🇸❤️🇮🇱

I'll say it. No one else will say it. This fucking Twitter account is a natural treasure.

We've always been at war with Iran

I thought 'Ariana Grande' was a font...

I wonder if she can eat a hot dog---bun and all, through that thing.

And her vagina sez "What's with all this tongue?"

The money JDfromNY makes in Superchats every month could pay your mortgage payment, pal.

There ain't enough bread to keep her fed. Isn't that a Southern Culture On The Skids cd?

Bezossexual

Many flaws in this guy's plan...

You look like Ted Danson at Mardi Gras

"Sausage Party"

A tag team that thinks they're Arn and Tully interacting with a team that thinks they're Hogan and Savage...just for reasons...this company is the shits.