Life doesn’t get any better Xmas day when uv got a house full off competitive arseholes(my wife) The 1% club it is 👌🏻

What’s life come to? But it’s defo James Martin dippy egg 😂 #maskedsingeruk

Littler some talent, if GDK - German Doner Kebab aren’t on the blower tomorrow they want the PR dept sacking! 🎯

Step aside jools Rick astley is bringing in the new year for 2024 👌🏻 have a good one folks!

Still think I could do littler round the board after 7 pints like 😂🙄

Derby day 👀

Have bookies stopped taking odds on skeletons post race comments on langer Dan being “the horse just comes alive round Cheltenham” ? 😂

Ronnie wins left handed tomorrow John 10-4 I’d say wots the lads saying

Oh what could of been 😮‍💨

Only about a stone In hand 😮‍💨

Ronnie o Sullivan of darts 🤷🏻‍♂️ wow

Sky must of got a job lot on the white trainers

Happy 46th Birthday Barnet FC 🐝 Legend John Oster ⚽️ have a great day my friend

This one’s for Ish 🍋 😂

🤔 really

Sky numan end of

Better ever! I’m going Luther van dross and whitey Houston! Just my opinion they can’t be beat for me 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂