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Hold up, y’all mean to tell me that rich niggaz don’t have to change diapers? And y’all wait to let me know almost a year after I’ve been changing em? 🤣

On early morning flights (8am or before) if I have a window I’m keeping it because I want to guarantee the window stays CLOSED!! Cuz if I switch and you’re one of those assholes who likes to let sun into the cabin at 6am we will have a totally different problem

While it is a funny trope to default to, actually don’t know one person in their 30’s who lives in their mother’s basement

I was made to get this cash I got a date with destiny, and I know she gon let me smash!

I’m not saying that the Coca Cola marinated ribs have been smoking since 7am. But I’m not, not saying it. Enjoy your day everyone. Grill and drink responsibly. 🇺🇸

Wild that Tillman actually kills Rambo in the book

You know you can be ambivalent to something but then people’s excessive behavior with said thing can make you dislike it? Like, at first you didn’t care but now they’ve made you hate the fuck out of it? Example… Fireworks! Fuck all of you who are STILL shooting them!

I know I’m late given that the holiday was 2 days ago but given that it’s grilling season I will still pass it along… Pull that membrane off the back of them ribs before you make cuts, marinate, or season them

“Fuck yo couch”

“Nigga here now” is one of the funniest lines ever!

I think Puello won that fight!

Not. One. Lie. Told.

And this who’s giving out relationship advice. Paul was right to call it out. Chick thought she was slick to a can of oil!

I heard ATL got a Hov sighting on stage at the show! Don’t tell me shit about my city!!

68 year round!

High LDL, diabetes, stroke, cardiac event.

Why you on her phone lame?

A defibrillator for when your heart stops from eating all of that processed breakfast meat

Colonoscopy prep drink

They gon be mad again about tonight! But why wouldn’t it happen again!! ATL hoe!!! #CowboyCarterTour