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I open a text and mentally respond, then forget to actually respond.

If you see Santa at the mall this weekend *jog over/single pistol* "Hey Santa" *fake low five/nut tapper* *hand on stomach/“HO HO HO BABAY”

When leaving work today *look in rearview mirror/pop collar* *floor it* *stick head out window/“MERRY CHRISTMAS BABAY”/double pistols*

I don't tweet often but when I do it's to support #BellLetsTalk so let's go folks get them fingers movin

#BellLetsTalk

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When you get out of bed today *jog to window* *stick head out* "SUPER BOWL SUNDAY BABAY" *jog to stairs* *slide down rail/double pistols*

It's Friday - do what you want!

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Always remember this.

"Canada's Music: Love love love it!! youtu.be/XN1pUEhYWdg Pretty Archie #mustfollow"great song great video..keep it up boys

so true