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My look for fall is Italian-business-casual-Mandalorian, complete with Baby Yoda accessory

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That’s a wrap on season 1 of “Dad, Stop Embarrassing Me” for Netflix!!!!!! I can’t wait for everyone to see this incredible show!!!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

When she texts “you up?”

Sup

When you’ve been on hold for so long that you start singing along to the music

M. NIGHT on KITE #ElfontheShelfChallenge

#greenlightsbook challenging accepted Matthew McConaughey

PODCAST LISTENERS! The newest episode of my podcast w/ Darrell Hammond is out now! This week we’re joined by Jonathan Kite & if you love impressions you’ll love this episode! Available on iTunes & Spotify! linktr.ee/TheThirdPerson…

Throwback Thursday to when I did demonstrations on how not to wear a mask

Myself on an Elf!

Drunkingly binging Russian Doll on Netflix. Am I doing this right?

Happy Bethday to this beautiful soul!!

NEW About Last Night Podcast with Jonathan Kite is up🔥 Enjoy on Spotify Comedy Apple Podcasts or YouTube🍿

I’m in Austin tonight at The Green Jay

Check out the first episode of my podcast @kiteclubpodcast youtu.be/5FFXEc_c2TY?fb…

“Trump will never listen. It’ll go in one ear and out the other.”

Now I know why you can't change houses at Hogwarts. Because JK Rowling doesn’t believe in transitions

In California, squatters can claim a house as theirs, even if someone else is living there. I guess that makes everyday Columbus Day