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The Roomba Has Locked Itself In The Bathroom by Benjamin Drevlow maudlinhouse.net/the-roomba-has…

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Sneak preview of our upcoming TTT episode

happy June 27th everybody, come to Pluckers in the next thirty minutes for a round of lean

Cant. Freaking. Wait.

👀 spotted Rejection Letters and Lexi Kent-Monning at the Fort Worth Urban Outfitters 👀

this is what plays in the background as I trot around my neighborhood every morning engaging in acts of lighthearted mischief youtu.be/6o-A8x-wVRg?si…

Texas Rangers stop going to extra innings challenge

My creative process

Hey I just realized yesterday marks two months until my short story collection is released from Cowboy Jamboree Press! Love working with this press and Adam Van Winkle.

To celebrate our upcoming wedding, I’m self-publishing a chapbook of love poems for my fiancée, out now, called Another Day of Insane Thinking. She drew the beautiful artwork. $25, shipping included! DM me or reach out to [email protected] to buy a copy! Venmo below ⬇️

About to read Wittgenstein’s Mistress here

love when this happens

the song of the summer is “Drift into Deep Sleep (555 Hz)”