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TfL abeg stop robbing me like this. You’re already making billions

How much vaseline must enter my eyes before my eyelashes grow?

Real summer vibes today woi

I’m not a morning person unless it’s a 5AM flight to Turks then raise & shineeeeeeee mf

‘RYE LANE’ star David Jonsson is set to write his first TV series, ‘HYPE’. A comedy-drama about four friends in East London who attempt to enter the world of fashion retail. The project will explore Black culture’s influence on British fashion. (deadline.com/2024/04/david-…)

My guilty pleasure is napping on the tube Why does it slap so hard?

I never thought it would happen to me but I live with a bunch of white people and they conspired with the landlord to get me out of the house because I keep to myself and apparently this creates tensions in the house

This weather is confusing me, I don’t know if I have a cold or am suffering from a hayfever attack

People will call this madness instead of recognising there’s a figure skater in their midst

This will genuinely have significant impact on the numbers of biracial children born in London. I’m gonna watch the stats.

Why is it so hard to get out of Oxford Circus? They only want to show you where the central line is and nothing else? TfL do better #tfl

England vs Spain The winner keeps Ibiza.

Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2024

We lost the Euros, love island is a mess and now Maya Jama and Stormzy have broken up!? I can’t that’s my final straw

Not to be dramatic but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

Brixton’s new Blood Donor Centre is officially open! This centre will help the NHS achieve its goal of finding 12,000 extra Black donors every year to give blood to support patients with Sickle Cell, the UK’s fastest growing genetic condition. I was glad to visit this morning.

I wish death on everyone involved in making this decision.

Maybe stop bombing all their countries?

Update NEWS We live in the dumbest of timelines.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here