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Chances are you’re here because you were offended by something I tweeted. 😂🫵🏼

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calendar_today26-01-2022 06:39:09

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My timeline : Bitcoin going under 100k… it’s over! Me (a degenerate gambler) : it’s the last game of the nba season tonight… how can I cook up a $1000 ➡️ $250,000 parlay 😂

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Sitting next to 3 drunk, single, middle aged white women at brunch who are proudly proclaiming how big of whores they and each of their friends are to each other 🤣 the conversation has turned into a game of verbal one-upsmanship Western women are fucking shot. Marry a woman

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According to an underground futures market I use…. China taking Taiwan this year has the same odds as the Epstein list being released this year…. 4% 🤣🤣🤣 They’ll literally nuke this planet before they let either thing happen

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I don’t think my dad has drank water in 30 years 😂 Steady regiment of coffee, Diet Pepsi and beer. I honestly can’t ever remember him drinking water man