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thinking about how small cats are when they're babies

male loneliness must suck (wouldn't know) but surely pales in comparison to what women in their 20s do to eachother. id rather be drafted

Cheeseburgers and French Fries have forged a powerful alliance over the years

Right wing women are now telling us we can't enjoy cheese. How much more of this is America willing to take?

We all need a hug sometimes.. 😊

haha now republicans can start burning teslas(:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

exporting otaku culture is how they got us back for hiroshima btw

trying advocate "having a really big penis" counting as intersex so i can flagmax at pride

ICE needs to surrender and release the hostages

stirring chocolate milk so loud it sounds like her apartment plays the forest temple theme

this is making me emotional

i know that Tang (nutritional orange beverage) is real because i'm full of it

As it happens, Iran is one of the few places that’s perfected the art of mid-rise affordable brick housing. But sure, bomb them instead of taking notes:

this is why the banks have food poisoning rn

i didn't see any balloons today :(

The Wikipedia image for Clown has a picture of a clown reading Infinite Jest upside down

permanently slightly more suicidal after we realized then "man on the moon" is sucking c*ck. permanently enshitifying everything

"leftist" but you oppose insect welfare "community care" but you oppose insect welfare "we keep us safe" but you oppose insect welfare "do no harm" but you oppose insect welfare "liberation for all" but you oppose insect welfare

ariana should try being alaskan native next time, or pacific islander perhaps