The Fédora was the right call.

Cody gonna be the first to break the 15 lbs of muscle report limits and jump all the way to 20.

I know you get powers from radioactive spider bites but what powers do I get eating radioactive shrimp?

Gonna eat a gas station hot dog in memory of this king.

This was actually in my home city. Apparently, it was a principal.

key & peele support group

Watched Megan 2.0 with my daughter tonight. Best bad movie ever.

My goal is not to lose my mind on someone this week (verbally). In a mood.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

I don't have any facts but based on this testimony I find her guilty of murdering me lol.

Bill Simmons fans listening to Zach Lowe on Sunday Night NBA pods next season instead of Russillo

Russillo leaving Bill...

Douche or no douche? Getting super into rucking and trying to bring it into every conversation I have for the next 6 months.

Look I’m just gonna say it. The world deserves a Jurassic Park + Fast and Furious crossover.