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I asked ChatGPT to write a song about the falling out between Elon Musk and Donald Trump in the style of a Taylor Swift break-up song #ElonvTrump

I asked ChatGPT to write a song about the falling out between Elon Musk and Donald Trump in the style of a Taylor Swift break-up song #ElonvTrump

Me: "Did he have a will?" Client: "No. So who gets what?" Me. "That will be determined per the intestacy statute." Client: "What if that isn't what he wanted? Why isn't there a way to tell people who gets what when you die?" Me: 😑🤦‍♂️

I'm on a layover, and I went directly to lunch without first visiting my gate to confirm that it exists. Feel like I'm tempting fate here...

For those attending protests today, stay safe and know your rights — here’s a resource from the ACLU aclu.org/know-your-righ…

I hate that I've become so numb and even resigned to things that would have been inconceivably horrific in the pretty recent past

I was watching 120 Minutes on MTV Classic and there was a commercial for a wrinkle removal product, and I was like, "why would they have a product for old people on this show?" And then it dawned on me 😬

Whoa, Black Betty...

Why is no one talking about the fact that there is no objective reading of the Constitution that would give Trump to order a strike on Iran without congressional approval?

This Juneteenth, it's hard not to look at the state of our nation and feel like we're headed backwards. My social media feed reminds me, however, that the people in my circle continue to value and fight for justice. Acknowledging the progress today, continuing the work tomorrow.

My shoulder has been bothering me, so I did an online symptom quiz thing to see if it was consistent with a rotator cuff tear. It concluded by offering to refer me to an OB/GYN and I am very confused

100% thought that Charlie Day died.

Went to add my teenager to my auto insurance this morning, so if anyone needs me, I'll be quietly weeping under my desk for the next couple of days

The only thing more fragile than this #ceasefire is President Trump's ego, which we are watching being smashed into billions of itty-bitty pieces in real time upon the realization that these other countries don't have to do what he wants

Can I get a Sazerac? Tell me what's in it and I'm sure I can make it. Nevermind, I'll take a Knob Creek on the rocks.

"Look, I get that you're offended and I'm sorry about that, but if my natural reaction to you driving by in your Cybertruck is to laugh, there's not a lot I can do about that. 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Happy birthday, America! Your birthday gift is my reminder that kale still sucks 💁🏻‍♂️

As is tradition, my pets would like to wish you all a very happy apocalypse... #4thofJuly

Current status: manifesting a deeply discounted ice maker that makes crystal clear spheres of ice for Amazon Prime Day

Smarthome people: can you recommend a sensor that can detect the presence of someone that doesn't rely upon motion? Wanting something to turn fans on when someone is in the room, don't want it to turn off if they are asleep and not moving. TIA!