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“well twitter was fun while it lasted” shut the fuck up. this app always sucked ass

I FINALLY DID IT

I'll never forget the day I met Technoblade. I left work early to play in a Minecraft tournament with him. I barely knew how to play... and the dude still carried us to win the entire fucking event. Rest in peace, big guy. You'll always be a legend.

On my way home from the UK. Love that place!

RIP Queen Elizabeth. I want to reiterate that I had absolutely nothing to do with this

TITTY MILK IS HERE. My all-new Gamer Supps® flavor is out! gamersupps.gg/schlatt gamersupps.gg/schlatt gamersupps.gg/schlatt (please stop saying it looks like cum.)

THE SCHLANKET IS HERE. The coziest (and handsomest) blanket of all time. Buy it now for a limited time: schlatt.co schlatt.co schlatt.co

THE SCHLANKET IS BACK!! (and this time we're not getting scammed.) get one for a limited time: schlatt.co schlatt.co schlatt.co

Man what the fuck did I do

CLAIM YOUR INNOCENCE available for 3 days only schlatt.co schlatt.co schlatt.co

My turn.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!! x.com/schlatt/status…

Please stop calling me schlaggot.

“A VERY 1999 CHRISTMAS” DROPS DECEMBER 1ST!!!

IT'S OUT!! MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!

Please stop asking me how “my buddy Luigi” is doing. He’s not my buddy and I am not related to him in any way.

Please do not do this to my Christmas album.

I take it back

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