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*trying to get people to buy stuff from my yard sale* they say that I have the best trash below 14th street…is it true?

overheard someone say that acapella was really helping their patients heart and I was like wow I guess music really can be healing and then upon further eavesdropping I realized they said impella not acapella

if u work in a hospital u belong to one of the 4 shoe tribes: 1. Crocs — chaotic, loves their badge reel 2. Fancy tennis shoes — tracks their steps, eats hospital saltines 3. Old tennis shoes — wise, has seen some shit 4: Clogs — mysterious, can stand for hours

toxicologist and drug expert here 👋 this math doesn’t math

Thanks for having me!!! Always fun to hang with a fellow Josh

it’s an unwritten rule that you have to physically go to your airport gate BEFORE getting food or else the gate will cease to exist when it’s time to board and then the flight attendants will break your knees and laugh at you

cross paws cross paws cross paws cross paws!!!!

calling yourself an alpha male is weird bc you’re just openly saying you have little penetration power

felt like getting into an argument with my husband so I texted him this

not at all surprised about this but I’m happy this study was done

haircut obtained, gay powers restored

niche academia tweet

pharmacists be like

Dedication doesn’t mean neglecting yourself. Advocating for safe hours and safe working conditions isn’t weakness…it is sustainability. A broken system can’t be held together by broken doctors.