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When TechCrunch interviews a French CEO who just sold their startup to a US BigTech

Early-stage VCs when they find a company with a live product AND traction willing to raise less than 3M

Today I gave a class on VC at Université Paris Dauphine - PSL. One of the students asked: "so basically as an investor you don't know how to do anything and you have no hard skills to recycle". Me :

How VC Associates feel when they give ONE relevant insight to a portfolio company: (yeah yeah don’t thank me adding value is our job ya know) 🙃

C’est donc ça le metaverse ?

Monday Deal meeting after slush: „Did you have good time? Are you now covering Nordics (;“

And crypto Onlyfans? 🧐

Original #stablediffusion prompt: « dog licking elegant woman feet, close up 4k »

I asked GPT4 to write a VC Linkedin description. It woke up and chose violence 😂

As a Gen Z cliché, I bought a continuous glucose monitor - didn’t expect my glucose levels to look like the current state of tech valuations 😂

real

Bids start at $420. This is gonna be worth millions (bc I use it every day, nothing to do with the rebrand).

🎉 Our new website is live at koyeb.com and I'm super excited to share all the details with you! 😎 A thread 🧵🌐

NFTs are so 2021 - Let’s invest in cringe Barbie Movie collectibles ✨

🔥Huge congrats Flowdesk 🔥 Super excited about what’s coming next

🐸 French pitch decks le retour : Quand Ophélie Winter lève un seed round

Le porteur de la flamme si vous vous demandez :

J’ai décliné l’opportunité d’investir dans la startup de Batman et il l’a mal pris 🙃 Cher Bru, je ne sais pas qui tu es, mais je te souhaite le meilleur pour la suite ♥️ Bisous, Juliette Mopin

💰ISAI annonce un closing final à 300 millions de son fonds Expansion III maddyness.com/2025/02/06/isa…

still very very early to join us - multi million arr - 60%+ m/o/m and US top charts speedrunning in stealth a legendary execution - dm me!