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RhymesWithRuck

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calendar_today11-05-2009 05:11:16

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To at least boss the scrums, lineouts and breakdowns. Instead we got humbled. Of course we have better outside backs than them, that was never up to question.

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And the All Blacks score next from the halftime restart. Such a pity that our players had it so easy at school that they don't even grasp the concept of momentum in a game.

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I believe that South Africa now holds every single mens open title that you can win in senior rugby in the world at the moment. For the rest of you: less complaining and more training, please. It feels like we're having to drag the whole game into the future by ourselves.

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The Boks won exactly 50% of all Rugby World Cups they played in. Allow me my joy. For all NZ's decades of "doing it", they have very little to show for it.

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Jirre, but how boring would rugby be without us? We're winning and you can do nothing about it. And we're loving it - and we choose to be your "insufferable people". Once you start winning shit we can start exchaning ideas about appropiate responses. For now, hush.

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And here I was thinking only Bok and Bulls fans ever blame the ref. Well done, Scotty. Let's see how far that type of thinking takes you.

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The final Out of Category climb in this year's Tour de France just started. all the big dogs are together to start with. Tune in!

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Happy Gilmore 2 releases on Netflix today. Judge as much as you want, but I'm playing golf tomorrow and I will be picking up many schweet swing tips at our watch party tonight.

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Who is Cullinane? And what does he have to do with 95% of Kallis' test career? Chill, dude. Steyn spent his test career bowling at 140+, not Kallis. If you can't remember that, then I can't help

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I suppose a spell is a series of overs that you had to bowl in a consecutive manner. Now can you show me even one where Kallis bowled at 140+kph. Just one.

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Of course he did. But he also batted at a strike rate of 60. Way more often. How can you not get the point? Kallis never bowled 147+ regularly, just as he never striked at 150+ regularly. That is the ONLY point I'm trying to make. You're misrepresenting him. But whatever.

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"Kallis never bowled 147+ regularly, just as he never striked at 150+ regularly. That is the ONLY point I'm trying to make. You're misrepresenting him." What part did I get wrong?