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Dear Man, My name is Gwyneth Paltrow.

Roger Federer ate my homework.

Rewatched original Four Weddings and a Funeral and at this point in my life I’m rooting for Duckface.

Really feels like the line should be And you know I love Springsteen, faded blue jeans, Tennessee Williams.

Exactly zero unsolicited likes on my last tweet, which requires basic knowledge of both Taylor Swift and American theater.

Amy Klobuchar as a surprise (and surprised) guest on yesterday's Daily episode about Mitt Romney—surely someone's already made the binders full of women throwing binders joke?

Today I owned myself by remembering that I first learned of the Louvre Pyramid from The Da Vinci Code.

We’ve reached the point where, in addition to existing, Marni face masks are on sale.

Just thought of a new way to regress—a zigzag part.

Luxury is putting "restorative" under-eye serum on the burn you gave yourself trying to cook frozen food.

Imagine my surprise when Buddy Garrity popped up in the French show about the DGSE.

Not hearing so much from the no-shampoo evangelists now that my hair’s been dirty for a year

"If a house is almost too neat a metaphor for who we once were, a dollhouse contains the stories we told ourselves then." Kate Guadagnino on the solace of neglected objects. lithub.com/complicated-co…

A TaskRabbit employee just informed me that if I put my mind to it, I can probably just install my own shower rod.

Apparently the vibe in Chicago is full Ren Faire.

Today my dad drove me to Manhattan and waited patiently in the car while I went to Bode. Happy Father’s Day.

At this point of WFH, I’m pretty much treating The New York Times Building as if it were the Wing.

I feel as though my entire life has been leading up to this Elton John concert in East Rutherford.

Imagine paying 60K for undergrad per year and being told that the school gym does not have hair ties or rubber bands.