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Grab your favourite people tickets to one of my shows and you won’t need to face the shops, instead you get to spend some quality time with them laughing your box off. kaihumphries.com/all-live-shows

Oasis reunited and the entire city of Manchester forgot how to play football

Nice little feature in Narc Magazine!

Who’s still on this btw? Just comment “me” and I’ll do a count of heads tomorrow

Don't miss out 🎤 Kai Humphries brings his ★★★★ ‘massively funny’ (Scotsman) tour Gallivanting across the UK. 🎟️ Grab your tickets >> bit.ly/3w2SYDD Kai Humphries

Fucking hell, 8 of us. There used to be millions!

Internationally acclaimed & award-winning comedian Kai Humphries is taking the ‘Gallivanting’ tour across the UK this year 🙌 Snap up final remaining tickets now 👉 livenation.uk/CLpz50UEbMv

New Irish Mags Show - Out Now! ⚫️⚪️ Episode #59 - Irish Magness with comedian & Newcastle United fan Kai Humphries 🎙️ A barrell of laughs as we talk through Kai’s earliest and best #NUFC memories 😄 Live in all the usual places 👇 #IrishMags

Last week we attended the recording of The Football’s On with Steve Howey Kai Humphries and Gavin Webster were brilliant guests too Catch it on TNT Sports this week #NUFC

Tell you one thing, if you do dry January I bet you don’t end up in the accident book at Blue Velvet on a Tuesday (Ngl love that Elliot Steel comes out waaaay worse in this)

Sold out The Stand Glasgow with an absolute legend jumping on before me Kai Humphries

Extra date added 🎤 Kai Humphries brings his ★★★★ ‘Massively funny’ (Scotsman) tour Gallivanting to Newcastle! 🎟️ Grab your tickets >> bit.ly/3w2SYDD Kai Humphries

Hell hath no fury like a PS5 that wasn’t turned off correctly

Apple cider vinegar is such a small part of the series Apple Cider Vinegar. It’s like calling Severance “Watermelon Head”

Tops off, bellies out, jumping in bodies of water 💦 It's the Newcastle way 🖤🤍 Raul Kohli and @KaiHumphries reminisce on the atmosphere and antics of Geordies in Milan last season. #NUFC | #BBCFootball

Blyth's finest Kai Humphries Have A Word

Going bald is like wearing ill fitting clothes every day that don’t suit you while a bunch of nudists try to convince you to join them

They could have played the Benny Hill music over that entire game!

My wife sounds weird and slow in real life because I’m so used to hearing her at x2 on voice memos

5 weeks to go! Grab tickets now to see the likes of Kai Humphries, Grace Mulvey and Gravity&OtherMyths 🙌💙 Forth 1