going out and getting tipsy but being home in bed before bedtime is sooooo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

And the Lord said: Hook ‘em

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

Colorado ran a fucking bison around the alamodome but we can't have a steer at the peach bowl gtfo

the fact she made this for her walmart clothing line and it ended up being our national anthem 😭

what’s a skattebo anyway!!!!!

For the love of God can we wear orange wtf

the next four years are gonna be so fucking stupid and bad omg

"I hate Valentine's day it's such a made up holiday" Yeah made up for ME, shut up

brb getting my masters from Ohio bc wth

Heartbreaking 😭

Why aren’t things cool and fun and colorful anymore?

now imagine having them in a see through kitchen just fighting in the middle of chicago

i think a big problem here is people infantilizing those w autism. people w autism are still people responsible for their actions capable of understanding right and wrong

It’s her cathedral, she can say what she wants lol

present me would like to thank past me for making, freezing & then thawing chicken tortilla soup 🫶🏼🤝👏🏼🙏🏼 bby girl without you there’d be no dinner after boxing tn

How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work

As well as being a genuine sweetheart, I am also often a difficult, volatile and neurotic woman. And that's ok. This is actually very endearing to the right person

SHOP COSTCO👇🏾