BREAKING: Doctors are looking into whether presidential cancer causes booming economies or if it’s just correlation that Trump doesn’t have cancer but is wrecking the economy.

[gym] Me: *wandering aimlessly* Trainer: Need help with a machine? Me: Yeah. The vending one.

Every Jake Tapper 🦅 accusation is a confession

HEY. TRUMP’S BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL NOW INCLUDES A $500 BILLION CUT TO MEDICARE. PASS IT ON.

The slippery slope is already a polished slide.

I know people think I'm nuts, but read German history. Following Hitler's playbook. Go after the media and the courts.There is a provision in the budget bill to make it illegal for the courts to hold a federal employee in contempt. That's a page out of current Hungary as well.

My fav of the eve!!!!👏

He is stupid. He is incompetent. He is cruel. He is sinister. And people will die because of what he’s done. trib.al/HAV9vaf

Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 Stephen Miller Human, Stephen Miller's next job is selling used Tesla's so he's just practicing. Bonus, with every purchase a free fire extinguisher...this week only!

Let's face facts: America is off the rails.

You mother fucking right I am and proud AF doing so

May be he should present his healthcare plan to Canada. That should do the job!

He's the taco the town.

Taco Tuesday has a whole different meaning now.

May I bitch for moment? Someone I follow posted a good comment. Cannot respond because I am not good enough and she doesn't follow me and she has 50k followers. Just unfollowed.

#FuckTacoTrump

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This made me laugh.

OMG! Joni Ernst Really? You are soulless.