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I remember the vidoes of South Korean assembly members literally scaling walls, snatching rifles from soldiers, and their aides barricading doors to prevent a military coup just a few months ago. And American politicians are just standing there passive as a coup is happening live

I wrote this bit for McSweeney's that is entirely unrelated to current things (link below for whatever annoying reason)

If you believed they put a cat on the moon 𝓬𝓪𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓷

Because this is exactly how clients talk to people in advertising/marketing.

Set aside my title as When Harry Met Sally's Biggest Hater for a minute, Sleepless in Seattle not even coming close is a tragedy. I dare you to listen to Tom Hanks on that radio call and not understand love more fully.

Latin for "Titties out- tyrants DOWN"

Rule 34

NO!! NOT THE TURTLES!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Stellan's lightsaber is so perfectly Power Ranger it almost feels anachronistic to the SW universe (in a good way!). But this just makes me realize we need way more Magical Girl Lightsabers. There had to be a few Jedi that wanted to serve sparkle.

There seems to be a tipping point for wealthy people that's like "cool, I'm rich! With proper management, I will never want for anything & I can chill in paradise" and "If I don't hoard every dime I see, I will EXPLODE" I'm so curious when the brain rot starts. Are there studies?

This is what Ratatouille and that twink wear on their day off.

POV: you see a supermodel

Gushers were released in 1991. Latchkey kids had "cuisine" TV dinners. Any kid born after 1980 was raised on sugar in snack packs and sunny d on a daily basis while burning their retinas playing their Sega and Gameboy. We were the beginnings of Digitally Feral Youth.

Meet me in Paais 🥰

Biphobia everywhere these days 😔

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I think part of the reason oreo & monkey Monkey delights me so much is because she looks like a Karin Hosono painting come to life, and her cats seem to always exhibit the soul of all cats. So, Monkey is like, the essence of cat- distilled into a mostly cat shaped creature.

Habemus Papam.

Habemus Papam

My mom found this card under the deck container and is reading the Uno Rules (????????) trying to figure what the heck this is and my entire world is upside down. My kids want to play by these """"""""rules"""""""" now. What is going on????