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Guys prom is so fun like I’m partying so hard. You don’t even know.

Evidence that Bob Ross is the most calming person ever: My 4 year old sister was just balling her eyes out & I put an episode of Bob Ross on and now she’s asleep!!!!

If you’re ever feeling stupid just remember that I, Katelyn Warkentien, failed a “I’m not a robot” verification test

Dear creatures that find joy in sucking my blood, I get it. You NEED my blood. Anytime you’re a hungry lil fella you can come suck my blood. I’ll let you do that but in return all I’m asking you for is to not make me so itchy. Please? Thank you, Your food supply

taken way too soon from this world. we will miss you, sweet girl. rest in peace sydney. gofundme.com/f/sydney-carfi…

If this gets 1,000,000 retweets, katelyn warkentien and I will go see Jojo Siwa in concert.

Imagine someone saying July 4th instead of 4th of July

I have a question... do you like drinks or do you like the satisfaction of finishing the drink?

COME see Bye Bye Birdie starting this Friday July 12th at 7:30pm !! Message me for more information about show dates & prices. I’d love to see you there!

Just a friendly reminder that if we don’t take drastic actions to prevent climate change, we will see irreversible consequences that will effect life on Earth. This shouldn’t be a non partisan issue. Everyone should care about the future of Earth because we all live here.

Have you ever finished a journal for an English class? (I have not)

The upcoming freshmen have done so many unsanitary things like -pee in the soap dispensers -poop on lunch trays in the cafeteria -crawl in the sewer -etc So catch me at school looking like this...

How are shark boy and lava girl related?

Imagine...

You know those forms that ask you what state you’re in... Is it asking for your mental state or your physical state?

Am I the only one who thought it was Thomas the Train not Thomas the Tank Engine?

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.