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starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

Thursday night is murder mystery night @ Thread ☠️🕵️‍♂️ Murder Inc. presents: Slaydies Day a murder-mystery set at Ascot races! Who’s not going to go the distance? All bets are off! It’s comedy, it’s murder-mystery, it’s Murder Inc. Tickets £10 wegottickets.com/event/652918 #Stockport

Feel absolutely cock-blocked by this decision. When am I gonna get to eat this pizza then? #TheApprentice

Murder Inc return to Thread on Thursday 15th May for a brand new comedy murder-mystery. This time they are inviting us for a stroll around a National Trust property for ‘National Dismembership’. 🎟️ Book now: wegottickets.com/event/656781 #Stockport #Comedy #Improv #MurderMystery

#raceacrosstheworld but JUST the checkpoint hotels...

In the Midwest you enter the home through the garage and leave the fancy front door for guests (Garage is pronounced “grodge”)

I think the whole debate is stupid but I'd definitely rather meet one gorilla in the woods.

It’s beautiful weather for a wander in the countryside – until someone gets murdered! Thurs 15th May, Murder Inc. presents: National Dismembership – a brand new murder mystery set at a National Trust property 😀 🎟️ wegottickets.com/event/656781 #Stockport #Comedy #NationalTrust

Marriage is mostly racing to be the first one to say 'that's you' when you see a weirdo in life or on TV.

Are you ready for a stately home-icide? 🧐 Murder Inc. presents: National Dismembership Who’s going for a final stroll in the gardens? Which of the cast is about to become history? One thing’s for sure, there’ll be all manner of country going on. wegottickets.com/event/656781

Thursday at Thread, Stockport Market Place. wegottickets.com/event/656781 #Stockport #comedy #improv #murdermystery #HazelGrove #Edgeley #Cheadle #Heatons #Manchester #Offerton #Woodsmoor #NewMills

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This dog just made me a great Old Fashioned with walnut bitters.

Well...we know he's an avid user of both public transport and social media.

Sometimes a recipe has ***** but then you look at user comments and they're like: This was GREAT. I added oregano, some prawns, used twice as much salt, and fried it instead of baking it. The whole family loved it. Like the Dish of Theseus.

A comedy murder-mystery set under the sea? Yes please! 😀☠️🕵️🌊 wegottickets.com/event/659743 #Stockport #comedy #comedyclub #murdermystery #improv

These nights are ridiculous fun 🙌 Murder Inc are brilliant at spinning hilarious stories out of the audience’s suggestions.

Murder Inc. presents: Nautikill – a comedy murder-mystery set under the sea! Who will fail to escape the jaws of death? Who’s got a fishy alibi? Will the suspects clam up? One thing’s for sure, we’ll have a whale of a time. 🐳 🎟️ Book now: wegottickets.com/event/659743 #Stockport

Come on guys. The new Will Smith song slaps.