start screaming really loud

Our Song is taylor swifts best song, followed by Tim McGraw and they are the only songs by her i have saved on spotify

carpincho is a way better name than capybara

i genuinely think steph curry wearing a hat like that to a benson boone concert is ultimately going to tarnish his legacy

counting constellations on the popcorn ceiling………..

10:30 am is the most perfect lunch time

driving next to a fellow subaru forester with lots of bumper stickers… having an aura off….

i think people who say “there are no attractive men but all women are hot” are probably not attracted to men

My buddy is a preschool teacher and she's saying the kids can't do the Hokey Pokey anymore. They literally don't know what it's all about

no judgement for anyone who’s into hyrox but i will never get over the fact that it stands for “hybrid rockstar.” running around indoors and calling yourself a rockstar is too much for me to ever get behind

*something bad happens* god dammit man i’m going to *remembers suicide jokes makes people uncomfortable* put together a crew for one last job

happy 3 years since i got arya 🩵🦭#aryaversary

delete this right now.

I think there’s something wrong with your approach towards art if you aren’t giving your favorite movie the highest score on your scale. It indicates that you’re trying to detach yourself from the work to assign it an objective numerical score which is simply not possible

Me and every other Jew are in a group chat right now. We’re controlling the weather and It’s going to rain Tomorrow . Just a heads up

Friend: I’m getting a drink from the gas station, you need anything? Me:

obama being in pitch perfect 2