my roommate finished my milk, so i blew my load in his shampoo bottle. i guess payback really is a bitch

i am so tired of my boss complaining about me spending too much time on twitter. i can't help it, i got things to say

the 12 people at last nite's show seemed to be enjoying the music. well, they seem to be enjoying something, i'm guessing it was the music

my girlfriend and i both just got laid

meeting w/ guy handling 2nite's pyrotechnics. missing 3 fingers. he claims it's not a sign he's bad at his job. worried about bands safety

come to 2nite's show, please. it looks pathetic when a band plays with no audience. if u come, i promise u a free shout out. think about it.

waiting in line at the bank. just thought u might want to know that interesting tidbit of information

christian rock gig next month. i don't like christian rock, but it's a gig and i could really use the extra cash.

show may not be good, but it will be profitable, which is what's actually important

note to young people. join a band. it will help u get laid

having a great time jacking it

just finished an entire case of beer... i don't feel so great.

just finished an entire case of beer and threw most of it up

back to drinking. bring on the beer

Band Practice. between u and me, our bass player fokken sux.