Note to self, ordering things online when you're tired is just as bad as ordering when drunk.

Watching Friends and it's a Halloween episode, I instantly knew that Ross was dressed as "Spud-nik," called it out instantly and got called a nerd. I can't be the only one that got that 😂😂

One thing that's nice about wearing a mask is that I can lip sync in public and only look crazy when I bust out the dance moves 😂.

Do you Wilson Phillips? Do you really know this pain?

Orange energy drinks don't taste good after brushing your teeth either.

Got a survey call and the first question was if I was worried about global warming. I said that I was somewhat worried and they hung up on me. Not sure how to take that, lol.

As someone who switched back to iPhone, I have two major complaints. No file manager to access/move anything. The one that hurts the most is when Face ID rejects me when I check my phone in the middle of the night or in the morning. What are you trying to tell me Apple?!

One of the straps of my mask broke while I was in a store. I don’t know why I felt so embarrassed. I quickly tied the strap around my ear but felt weird, like should I run out and grab a new mask or what!?!

Making meringue with a stand mixer is legit.

What is your favourite font and why is it Comic Sans?

Not to flex, but instead of buying a new washer and dryer because my washer broke, I fixed it myself. That temptation to spend $ money was strong though, lol.

Have you ever been so out of it that you try making a phone call using the calculator app?

Honestly, how tf are you supposed to eat brie? Having rind on a cheese is to fancy for me.

I’m just idling in a parking lot forgetting how much gas is…

I think I go to Chipotle too much 😬😬

I really should stay off social media when I’m drinking

It’s safe to assume that if a barista gives me a free drink, she’s mad in love with me, right?

I just want a solid gold credit card from Robinhood help me out? shorturl.at/RBVXJ

What is this bullshit punishment? Just tell me it might take longer instead of making me wait 60 seconds in a virtual queue before I can enter a spot Target

Activision ID flowtease #BlackOps7 Call of Duty