Achievement unlocked 🏅

Me: De La Soul is finally on streaming! Teen: 🙄 Me:

If you really want to torture your teenager, I highly recommend loudly playing the music they like, and dancing to it with utter sincerity and commitment

DO NOT ACCEPT polygon.com/23639424/pokem…

Oh man. He was great in everything. RIP

My childhood trumpet case is a sticker time capsule

Veniss Underground made such an impact on me! I am 100% indulging in the new hardcover edition!

Packing up the house is going great, thanks. Why do you ask?

Alexandra Petri is, unquestionably, my favorite contributor to the Washington Post washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/…

The attic held one final treasure: a #GIJoe pencil sharpener from 1983

The bookshelf is shaping up real nice! #GIJoe 💯👑 Can't wait to add the 3DJoes.com Bible! 🔥 The Baron Paddy Lennon Writes Things Jason Edmiston Kelley J. Skovron Justin Bell Jamie Sullivan Dan Klingensmith G.I Joe Fan Club Sullyvan Guerrero Guide Books Mate Mylar @un1cornwarrior Jason

Need confirmation, #GIJoe Twitter, @Scrap_Iron13 GI Joburg, The GI Joe Repair Shop GIJoe Nederland etc! Do we pronounce BATs like the animal, or spell it out B-A-Ts? Also, Baroness's "real" surname, Cisarovna, do we pronounce SIS-AH-ROVE-NAH? Asking for the audiobook narrator...

My next Scholastic horror novel for kids! NO FILTER will be out Feb, 2024 wherever fine books are also (especially the Scholastic Book Fairs)

The dynamic second installment of the #GIJoeClassifiedSeries featuring beloved and all-new characters is a heart-pounding thrill ride that is a must-read for #GIJoe fans everywhere! Coming 7.11.23. Preorder: bit.ly/3WVAVrY G.I. JOE Kelley J. Skovron @hasbro

G.I. Joe Classified Book Two: Revenge Of The Ninja Is Out Now #gijoe #hisstank news.hisstank.com/2023/07/11/g-i…

Bigfoot would have been great! I'm glad you enjoyed them!

My latest newsletter, in which I respectfully disagree with Stephen King on the classic hierarchy of the horror genre 😅 kelleyskovron.com/what-is-horror/

I love that comparison!