Kelly 🫨 (@kellythe4th) 's Twitter Profile
Kelly 🫨

@kellythe4th

I'm not who you think I am

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calendar_today03-10-2023 06:24:54

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Willy The Wizard πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή (@dr_moonie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was in a group company meeting on teams with like 60 people in it and one HR woman has been yapping for 15+ minutes so I just hit mute on her, thinking it worked like discord and just muted her for me. Turns out I just muted her for everyone lmao

AlexaπŸ’Œ (@shut_thefu_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look.πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

GozerTheTraveler (@volguuszil41112) 's Twitter Profile Photo

:3c This is how my MIL nearly died 2 years ago - everyone assumed her shortness of breath was psychosomatic due to her anxiety disorder. In fact, she had litres of fluid in her lungs.

The Composite Guy (@compositeguy_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The moment 1,200 German women were sexually assaulted in a single night six months after Germany took in refugees in 2015, every single European government could no longer plead ignorance of the consequences of allowing asylum seekers into their countries. In 2016, Norway was

Radio Free Utah ☭ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@dancingking5000) 's Twitter Profile Photo

:3c Some demon put general anxiety in my medical chart when I was a teenager which made my PCOS go undiagnosed for years & made it difficult to get treatment for my gallbladder problems

isabel (@wisepissmage) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For a while I tolerated my mundane life because I thought it was temporary, in preparation for an exciting life to come. Now the mundanity persists with no end in sight, as I countdown the clock to when another life will no longer be possible

Kelly 🫨 (@kellythe4th) 's Twitter Profile Photo

men: pick better men!! Women: ok, friend, don't date him cos he's abusive/ghosts/lies for the first 3 months, wastes your time & has a criminal record. men: not like that!! Keep guessing!! Date ugly men, trust me, we are the good ones. Would never ghost u I promise *ghosts* #tea

Scott (@riney_d) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Roxy Rigatoni What works (or did for me) is turning off outside lights, e.g., porch lights, indoor lights next to windows, dusk to dawn lights outside. Turning those off reduces their food supply around the perimeter of your house which, in turn gives them fewer reasons to come around. I