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My favorite part of touring is always the part where people assume I’m dating someone and that is why I’m there

GEESE tour has been fun

Per Service Bar DC “The individual pictured was involved in an incident captured in the video shown here. This person is no longer welcome at any of our establishments, and we would appreciate any help in identifying this person so we can formally issue a ban notice with MPD.”

men will turn 30 and still be like “idk what i want :/“ & like u have 5 more years with hair so please figure it out

Saltburn made loose the desire to ever take a bath again

This will be the year I remember to take vitamins

How many times can a band play SXSW without it being embarrassing?

I just remembered I’m 32, my birthday was so awful that I blocked it out to the point I forgot I aged.

Why is walking around target therapeutic?

Whoever is ripping ass at the Wednesday gig — JAIL

HEARTBREAKING: the best festival lineup you’ve ever seen is taking place in Las Vegas

Men who text “hehe” gross me out.

I found the hot men, they are in Cleveland Ohio.

Guys dating profiles will be like “open to short” like yeah we know king you’re 5’8

Can we normalize espresso tonics????

Talking about The Strokes is cringe

I’ll be honest I have no idea what month it is

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Name someone beside Lil Yachty that has good fake teeth

1, 2, or 3? Which #cool pic do you #prefer? Jersey City tomorrow night at White Eagle Hall. 📷: KELSEY WAGNER tickets: whiteeaglehalljc.com