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having ADHD means that all my to do lists are just graveyards of things that didn’t get done

I don’t love it on here, but I do appreciate the convenience of being able to get news and porn from the same place

I don’t dress well but most of the guys I hook up with have no idea what I look like with my clothes on anyway

Sunday 9:00PM The Stand NYC Upstairs (Indoors) Sarah B. Hartshorne @Meadbymead Napoleon Emill Kendall Farrell Glory Riley Lassin Justin Silver thestandnyc.com/shows/show/202…

this is how it’s done

big talk for someone whose immigrant dad killed JFK

“I had virtually no involvement in that murder. Literally, my involvement lasted just for those few seconds when I was shooting. OK?”

I decided I’m gonna vote for full blown fascists because one time a liberal was annoying

I’m into crypto in the sense that a lot of my net worth is tied up in Dominos Pizza Points™

sometimes someone is so ugly that you can’t NOT imagine having sex with them

“Just make sure you spit on it before you stick it in” - me getting a flu shot

having to go to the dmv is a fate worse than death it is inhumane and should be banned by international law as a form of torture

Hey everyone our dear friend Kenny Deforest was in a serious accident and we are raising money to help with medical bills, anything helps if you can gofund.me/ae8e906b

Saturday in NYC! with Sam Ike & Kendall Farrell 8pm is selling fast, get tickets here: cysknyc.com/tickets

I want this product, but I’m also upset that I was shown the ad for it

Late night convos with friends in Rafah… It’s like, what can I even say?

This morning an unhoused person was full on jerking off at Duane Reade and paused to yell at me for my pants sagging a little. When I pointed out he had his dick all the way out in the vitamin aisle of a Walgreens he replied “that’s no excuse.”

The only way to stop a bad woman with an abortion is a good woman with an even later term abortion

Of course, Madonna! Watch Kendall Farrell's full set here: youtu.be/LadSp-44LNk

The worst part about social media is that it makes me resent my pet for not supporting me financially