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The hypothetical Basto–Mason–Dunt pipeline. First hubris, then delusion, then finally, mashed potato.

this is the real war of the 2020s: between guys who post with their real name about how genocide is good and guys who post ‘receiving some MSN messenges on MSN messenger’ at 1am and who will die in a shootout with police

gen x is trying to cancel muslimgauze

Petting a small mammal.

During this period Britain was often referred to as 'The Gay Man Of Europe'

"Tropical Balearic Secret Weapons" bootleg 12" featuring T-Spoon's "Sex on the Beach" and the "Wish You Were Here" theme tune.

Hilarious how people calm down when it's revealed the person who runs over 30 people is just a normal driver instead of a terrorist. That's worse! The roads are full of normal drivers! If it was only ever terrorists who did wild shit to pedestrians I wouldn't worry about my kids!

More support for my prediction that the UK will be the first country to have to STOP doing austerity as a condition of an IMF bailout.

there were kids that were called nerds but had bad grades and now they keep disney massively profitable

sorry but this was a real eureka moment for me

thom yorke... well well well... seems you're only "ok" with the computer, til the computer talks back....

I might not know art but I know what I like.

I might not know art but I know what I like.

He tried ❤️

Durham getting value from their MP

"The Ruthless Defence of All That Exists: Dipshit Materialism and Marxist Transphobia."

Anyone familiar with "dumping your cud" as a term for ejaculation or did it appear in my dream spontaneously?

Teens setting waymos on fire and experiencing their first lithium battery fire are engaging in STEM learning btw. This is an educational experience do not arrest them

big chain cinemas are always saying some mad shit just before the film, like "switch off your phone and get ready. you're about to get sucked off!!!"

(on phone with poison control) then why are they called 'succulents' dipshit